Yahweh's Day Off

Yahweh needs minor surgery–a cosmic bypass, to be precise. Can't have the universe unattended while God is under now, can we? A mortal is chosen to take over for an hour. Not just any mortal–Andrew. Single dad. Has a cat. Heavy into the dating scene. Likes karaoke.

Jesus–A burned–out son; Revelation weighs heavily on him; daddy issues.

Satan–A health–conscious, svelte silver fox. Likes kombucha.

Gabriel–An undervalued, overworked right–hand man, buried under an infinite pile of overdue prayer requests.

Andrew has one hour. What could possibly go wrong?

-- James Hibbits